“fucking idiot” — me to me (via santaisgay)
“Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again.” — Alex Tan (via perfect)
“’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no.” — And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it (via moldmaiden)
“I don’t consider myself a pessimist. I think of a pessimist as someone who is waiting for it to rain. And I feel soaked to the skin.” — Leonard Cohen (via kidsfolly)
My mom told me to “find a man who respects you like a sea captain respects the sea.” A man who looks at you with awe and reverence but knows you are a force of nature. I like that.
Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says “man, i can’t believe i blew thirty bucks in there”.
this literally took me forever to get